I am in fact in love with Bruce Campbell, not just his rugged good looks and chin of greatness, but that arrogant bastard quality that makes even the most docile of people appreciate being in his presence. This man may in fact be the full package for me, however many others have this quality that yours truly so appreciates to the point of making pantie runs and not just from laughter!
It takes great skill to portray this persona, many ACT like they have it, but lack in delivery. We could go back over douche hunting and uncharacters however keep in mind they themselves show they truly do care what others think which disqualifies these tragic wannabes from true magnificence!!! The subtle oblivious nature of how big of an arrogant asshole coupled with a total lack of appreciating anything or one being at their stature makes these people in my mind candy coated fun time with a splash of sexy vodka ribbing!
A line that is used to distinguish these creamcicles from the otterpops is usually something like "Your primitive intellect would not understand." Whip me now, my God, do I ever love that line, truly! A primate reference is such an awesome feet of asshole I can't even begin to describe how excited I get when I hear that line being dropped by one of these guys!!!!
Will Ferrell in fact plays the perfect intellectual dumb ass wise guy in which I'm referring to in the above clip. He plays this character a lot and I can only hope he is in fact like this in reality or it will ruin my nightly escapades with Mr Rabbit!
He plays this "tone" quite often and delivers it wonderfully so one could only hope!
So much running through my mind on this topic, it does delve somewhat into my nerd love however there is a difference between knowledgeable arrogance and sublimely ignorant semi knowledge arrogance, which I find delicious!
I could go on and on but again Kevin Nealon is another one of these character which I absolutely adore, he always plays the bastard lawyer or know it all dickwad that you cannot help but love!!! From his character as the gay indecisive worthless arrogant lawyer in Anger Management, to his donkey braying orgasmic dope head in the series Weeds you cannot help but love his forward nature of stupid yet yummy arrogance, I sure as hell can't.
With all this naughty talk I will leave you with my "husbands", the courts say he cannot be drugged to accept vows of marriage psh stupid laws, Bruce Campbell's dirty talk that momma loves, if you don't like it, BLOW!
