Dropping a yule log!

Christmas joy for every girl and boy, no matter what age! Ebbing, oh this wonderful day is ebbing, licking the shore wave by wave until it touches your toes, engulfs your body, and pretty soon your drowning in the splendor of debt, hangovers, and regretful situations with the family! It must be done, we must tackle this time of year with a smile on our face, a dent in our credit, and enough "spirits" to last us till after new years! I do get stressed and put way to high of expectations on myself and others in aim for that perfect bulls eye of a holiday I hope will be perfect yet usually goes awry. How do I cope, with those movies filled with awesomeness joys of the season that's how!

It usually begins with my favorite children's classic A Christmas Story. Everyone has their favorite unforgettable moments in this movie, and trust me there are many many to choose from. I anticipate the epic battle of the leg lamp myself. Personally I am not too sure why the mother has such an issue with the hot leg glowing in the snowy gloom of her front window, if it were me I would illuminate the shit out of the outside of the window merely to draw my neighbors attention and focus to that glorious gam! The bunny outfit is also great, I also bite my nails and sit on edge waiting, just waiting for the end where they eat dinner in the Chinese restaurant. My grandmother would get so mad at me when we would sing and I had to add "Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra" to Hark the Herald Angels Sing!!!! By far one of my favorite parts due to the fact it's offending someone out there and it is in fact true to every Chinese buffet I have eaten at so far.

I also have a fascination with Bad Santa. Not so much the Santa character, to be quite honest he's an idiot in the movie and if I could slap somebody through the tv it would be his character for their effort to re create prior characters. I watch it for Bernie Mac and Jon Ritter, I love that duo, the meek and the ass! When I watch that movie I get bored and zone out up until the parts where these two come into action, there comedic gesturing toward one another is extraordinary and makes for the most uncomfortably genius scenes I could hope for!

Scrooged is another I can't get enough of, I could watch that movie on replay if I could. Bill Murray is wonderful and a gift to us from the sarcasm of the creator and I think his role in this is so bastard I fall deeper and deeper in love with him! There are so many great parts to this groin warming holiday spirit filled cinema, like the ever memoral moment where the animal trainer
truly had a concern that he couldn't keep the antlers on the mice head for the movie and Bill suggested frustrated to just staple them on hahahaha Oh my that is fantastic! Like the picture from the movie on here I truly have an appreciation for an aggressively hateful relationship where the bad guy just cannot get ahead in the battle! The pretty sparkly bubbly sweetheart kicks the living tar out of him and I get giddy and tingle everywhere watching this power struggle! This is a movie that has been forgotten by a lot of people and I for one find myself saddened when I am told they've never heard of it.

And finally, Gremlins. Oh yes, the first Gremlins where they sabotage and destroy an entire city which consisted of maybe 60 people and havoc bars and theatres with advanced thinking skills much like primates with a cockroach ass. Weirdest and most phenomenal work of art and I still want a gizmo and still would love to go to battle in a hardware store against some big bastard named Stripe. I would adore these little sewer monkey's if they came to my house and sang a Christmas carol, then throw them in a microwave or blender! I still watch this and try to figure out why Phoebe is so panicked at the bar, I myself would serve the hardest shit I could find, they're not driving home let the good times roll baby! With that I must run and leave you with a great Gremlin moment and I hope you enjoyed this quick yule log I've dropped into my poor blogtards laps, ENJOY!